采购过早

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center>采购过早</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><>　　那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。 <>　　“采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。 <>　　“这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？” <>　　在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。 </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>Early Shopper</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"That&#39;s no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR align=middle><TD><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>