三个外科医生

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center>三个外科医生</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><>　　三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。“一个人断了一只手，他来找我，”一个说，“如今那个人是个音乐会的小提琴手。” <>　　“这算不了什么，”另一个说。“一个家伙两条腿断了，他来找我，我将它们接了回去。如今，那人是马拉松选手。” <>　　“我比你们两个都强，”第三个说，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的车祸。除了一个马屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都没有留下。如今，那人坐在美国参议院里。” </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>Three Surgeons</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist." </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"That&#39;s nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner." </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse&#39;s posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate." </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>