模仿鸟儿

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center>模仿鸟儿</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><>　　一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。“你能干什么呢？”负责人问。 <>　　“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。 <>　　“你在开玩笑吧？”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。” <>　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。 </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>Imitate Birds</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Imitate birds," the man said. </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen." </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Well, I guess that&#39;s that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window. </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR align=middle><TD><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>