热搜词
发表于 2007-6-15 14:08:55 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center>安眠药</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><>  鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。 <>  星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室,遛达进去,对老板说:“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。” <>  “好啊!”老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?” </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>Sleeping Pills</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn&#39;t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning." </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"That&#39;s fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?" </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
全部评论0
回复
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

QQ|Archiver|手机版|小黑屋|管理员之家 ( 苏ICP备2023053177号-2 )

GMT+8, 2025-1-9 14:31 , Processed in 0.171313 second(s), 22 queries .

Powered by Discuz! X3.5

Cpoyright © 2001-2025 Discuz! Team