其余的事由我负责

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center>其余的事由我负责</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><>　　一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。 <>　　“快点，小姐!”他喊道：“请把门关上。” <>　　“噢，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。 <>　　“请把门关上好了，”列车员说：“其余的事由我负责。” </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>< class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P>< class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>I&#39;ll See to the Rest</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. </FONT><><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!" </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back. </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I&#39;ll see to the rest." </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>