采购过早
<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P class=h align=center> </P><P class=h align=center>采购过早</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P> 那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。 <P> “采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。 <P> “这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？” <P> 在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。 </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P class=h align=center> </P><P class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>Early Shopper</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner. </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR align=middle><TD><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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