步步高 发表于 2007-6-15 14:06:39

新发现

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD align=middle width=379 background=gbbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P><P class=h align=center>新发现</P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=350 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P>  一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 <P>  乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说:“我应该把我的老婆带来!” </P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD><TD align=middle width=397 background=enbg.jpg><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P class=h align=center>&nbsp;</P><P class=h align=center><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif" size=+1>New Discovery</FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=370 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. </FONT><P><FONT face="Times New Roman, Times, serif">Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!" </FONT></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=776 background=tablebg.jpg border=0><TBODY><TR align=middle><TD><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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